I was not aware that achieving a sharp, clean, straight hair part was so elusive to you men. How could I not realize that a simple comb was just not enough to get the job done??? All this time you have been suffering in silence. Please accept my apologies for being so blind to your grooming frustration.
Fortunately, now that the issue has been brought to my attention, I have the opportunity share a revolutionary new styling tool that will resolve your hair parting issues once and for all. Say hello to The Perfect Part.
This special, patent-pending comb styles your hair in three nano-second steps: (1) wet it, (2) part it, and (3) comb it. Check out the video to see The Perfect Part comb in action:
Stay tuned. The Perfect Part combs will be available soon.